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A measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of Paradise, something which Joni singularly fails to point out. Tony: There is to be no second series. And I’ve listened to your ideas, I’ve listened to them all, and I haven’t liked a single one of them.

Alan: Bloody BBC!. [Alan notices people from the BBC sitting outside] What are you sitting around for? Haven’t you got programmes to make? No, you’re all on the BBC gravy train. Wish I was. [To Lynn] Take this cheese. Could someone clear that shit away, please? It's just, it's in my picture. People may associate it with me. No! "Monkey Tennis"? There is to be no second series, and I've listened to your ideas, I've listened to them all, - and I haven't liked a single one. Lynn: Things have to be compartmentalised, Alan. For example, in this drawer. [Lynn opens a drawer and notices some pornographic material]. You erm. You have things. And erm, sometimes you have too many things. Alan: A-ha! [Estate agent looks perplexed] Alan meets Tony Hayers for lunch to discuss Alan’s future at the BBC:You know what this room says to me? Aqua. Which is French for water. It's like being inside an enormous Fox's Glacier Mint, which again, to me, is a bonus. Alan: I wasn’t expecting that Lynn. That was a negative and right now I need two positives. You know, one to cancel out the negative and another one so I can have a positive. Oh my god! Estate Agent: They’re just deaf.Alan: Not you, Lynn. Stay here. Get on the phone, pester Debenhams for free lamps, free lampshades, you know, whatever you can blag ’em. Alan is touring the house with the estate agent:

That was Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell, a song in which Joni complains they 'Paved paradise to put up a parking lot', a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise, something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn't quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world. Nevertheless, nice song. Cast: Steve Coogan (Alan Partridge), Phil Cornwell (Dave Clifton), Barbara Durkin (Susan), Simon Greenall (Michael), Felicity Montagu (Lynn Benfield), Sally Phillips (Sophie), David Schneider (Tony Hayers), Terence Booth (Peter Linehan), Philip Fox (Estate Agent), Matthew James (Waiter), David Prescott (Stephen Brai) Alan: Oh, good.Have you got my fungal foot powder? It’s a life saver you know. I’d effectively be disabled if it weren’t for these. Alan: Yeah, I think I’ll have some… wine, actually. Yes. Just give me half a bottle of Blue Nun please. Stephen, what was it like living withbeing the son of the man who invented Cats eyes? I remember he came home from work one night very excited, and he Did he ever turn all the lights off in the house and run towards you with a torch hoping to catch the reflection in your eyes? The idea of reflection of course is what Dad was interested in, the idea of Going to have to interrupt you, Stephen, it's time now for Alan's "Fact of the Day".Alan: Well there you go, they taught you a trade. Minor repairs. [Lift door begins to close on Alan] Alan: And. Can I have… the same. No, but with different shape pasta. What do you call those pasta in bows? Like a bow tie, but miniature. Sort of like an Action Man bow tie. I look at the changing shape of ladies through the ages, from fat, chubby ladies of the Renaissance, to hard-faced Cromwellian sourpusses, right up to twentieth-century well-toned women like Sharon Davies and Jet from "Gladiators".

Don't cry, ears! You're on the side of a lovely head! - Aah! - Good show this morning? - It was a belter! Did you hear it? - No. Lynn: Alan, that was Tony Hayers office on the phone, they’ve put the meeting forward to 12:30 today.Let me tell you something about the Titanic, people forget, people forget that on the Titanic's maiden voyage there were over 1000 miles of uneventful, very pleasurable cruising before it hit the iceberg! The BBC describe it as a “heady mix of consumer affairs, news, highbrow interviews and lightweight froth”. Steve Coogan as Alan Partridge promoting his book Nomad in 2016 (Photo: Getty)