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WILLY rushes in with the pennants.] WILLY:[Handingthemout.] EverybodywavewhenBiffcomesoutonthefield.

WILLY: And they’ll get married, and come for a weekend. I’d build a little guest house . ’Cause I got so many fine tools, all I’d need would be a little lumber and some peace of mind. WILLY: [Furiously.] Casino! [Incredulously.] Don’t you realize what today is? LINDA: Oh, he knows, Willy. He’s just kidding you. office here—it was right over this desk—and he put his hand on my shoulder— HOWARD: [Getting up.] You’ll have to excuse me, Willy, I gotta see some people.

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HOWARD: Not travel! Well, what’ll you do? WILLY:Remember,Christmastime,whenyouhadthepartyhere?Yousaidyou’d WILLY: Don’t talk to him. Come on, come on! [He is pushing them out.] CHARLEY: Wait a minute, didn’t you hear the news? WILLY: You mean to say Bernard wouldn’t give you the answers? BIFF: He did, he tried, but I only got a sixty-one. LINDA: But they have to. He’s gotta go to the university. Where is he? Biff! Biff! YOUNG BERNARD: No, he left. He went to Grand Central.

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BEN: Let me think about it. [He glances at his watch.] I still have a little time. Remarkable proposition, but you’ve got to be sure you’re not making a fool of yourself. HAPPY: Mom, all we did was follow Biff around trying to cheer him up! [To BIFF.] Boy, what a night you gave me! WILLY: Why did he lay down? What is the story there? You were his friend! BERNARD: Willy, I remember, it was June, and our grades came out. And he’d BIFF: [Now angry at WILLY for not crediting his sympathy.] Don’t take it that way! You think it was easy walking into that office after what I’d done to him? A

HAPPY: His name is Biff. You might’ve heard of him. Great football player. GIRL: Really? What team? HAPPY: You know what they say in France, don’t you? “Champagne is the drink of the complexion”—Hya, Biff! HAPPY: [Deeply angered.] He had no right to do that. There was no necessity for it. We would’ve helped him.

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WILLY: The washroom . . . the door . . . where’s the door? BIFF: [Leading WILLY to the left.] Just go straight down. WILLY: Charley, look . . . [With difficulty.] I got my insurance to pay. If you can manage it—I need a hundred and ten dollars. [CHARLEY doesn’t reply for a moment; merely stops moving.] I’d draw it from my bank but Linda would know, and I... LINDA: A hundred and eight, sixty-eight. Because we’re a little short again. WILLY: Why are we short? HOWARD: [Barely interested.] Don’t say. WILLY:Oh,yeah,myfatherlivedmanyyearsinAlaska.Hewasanadventurous

you mean, lives or dies? Nobody’s dying around here, pal. LINDA: Get out of my sight! Get out of here!

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There’s something I don’t understand about it. His life ended after that Ebbets Field game. From the age of seventeen nothing good ever happened to him. WILLY: I’ve always tried to think otherwise, I guess. I always felt that if a man was impressive, and well liked, that nothing— Fannying Around - The stag’s probably saved himself for marriage, so it’s time to school him on the female form. Our bestselling Vagina Costume is exclusive to LNOF and will make sure he looks a right fanny on the night. And we’re sure you’ll be absolutely buzzing when you find out about our Inflatable Rabbit Vibrator Costume. Give Em an Eyeful BEN: Doesn’t take much time if you know what you’re doing. Just a short busi- ness trip. Boarding ship in an hour. Wanted to say good-by. MISS FORSYTHE: [As HAPPY pushes her out.] Say, I don’t like that temper of his! HAPPY: He’s just a little overstrung, he’ll be all right!